1 00:00:00,114 --> 00:00:02,114 Azerbaijanfilm Cinema Studio named after Jafar Jabbarly 2 00:00:02,215 --> 00:00:04,715 School of Advanced Studies for Screenwriters and Directors, Dpt. of Animation Directors, 3 00:00:04,816 --> 00:00:07,716 diploma work of Gennadiy Tishchenko, masterclass of Roman Kachanov 4 00:00:07,817 --> 00:00:10,017 "From the Diaries of Ijon Tichy" adaptated from Stanislaw Lem 5 00:00:10,115 --> 00:00:12,711 I present to you the Star Diaries of Ijon Tichy. 6 00:00:12,822 --> 00:00:16,381 We trust you're familiar with the many accomplishments of this traveler 7 00:00:16,471 --> 00:00:20,070 whose name is known in both segments of the Milky Way... 8 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:23,638 The famous astronaut, captain of distant galactic voyages, 9 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:27,729 hunter of comets and alien creatures, tireless explorer 10 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,434 and discoverer of eighty-thousand and three worlds: 11 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:33,874 Ijon Tichy stands alongside such fearless figures as 12 00:00:33,994 --> 00:00:37,380 Baron Munchausen and Captain Wrongel. 13 00:00:38,735 --> 00:00:42,984 Tichy...Tichy... Where did he disappear to? 14 00:00:43,094 --> 00:00:45,679 ASTRAL STERNU TARANTOGA Prof. of space zoology, Fomalhaut University. 15 00:00:45,729 --> 00:00:48,144 Honorable Cavalier of Ursa Major /friend and consultant of Ijon Tichy/ 16 00:00:51,191 --> 00:00:52,263 Tarantoga! 17 00:00:52,894 --> 00:00:59,859 -Have you ever hunted for Kurdli? -For Kurdli? I don't recall. 18 00:00:59,982 --> 00:01:03,560 They are found on Enteropia. Look! 19 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:07,608 Enteropia... sixth planet 20 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,663 of a dual solar system. 21 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:11,980 Climate: warm. 22 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,541 Conditions for life: Favorable, except for periods of Hmep. 23 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,186 Hmep? What is that, Tarantoga? 24 00:01:19,568 --> 00:01:24,309 I believe it is something like a meteor shower 25 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:30,866 Sepulki play an important role in the lives of residents of Enteropia, the Ardrites 26 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,085 Sepulki? 27 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:42,452 Sepulki play a significant role as an element of Ardite Civilization... 28 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,397 See: Sepulcary 29 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:49,849 (SEPULCARY) 30 00:01:49,899 --> 00:01:53,628 Sepulcary: Place for storing Sepulki and Sepuleniya 31 00:01:54,831 --> 00:01:57,798 See: Sepuleniya 32 00:02:00,493 --> 00:02:05,232 Sepuleniya: Activity of the Ardrides of Enteropia 33 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,827 See: Sepulki 34 00:02:09,441 --> 00:02:10,900 Don't worry, professor. 35 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:14,370 I'll figure out Sepulki in person. 36 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,717 "Voyage to Enteropia" 37 00:02:17,818 --> 00:02:20,318 screenplay and staging Gennadiy Tishchenko 38 00:02:20,419 --> 00:02:22,519 art director Elchin Ahundov 39 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,620 camera Ramiz Agayev 40 00:02:24,721 --> 00:02:26,921 composer J. Amirov 41 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,622 sound Marat Iskenderov script editor Ch. Garyagdy 42 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:33,823 animators Vagif Mamedov, Boris Aliyev, Rauf Dadashev, Arif Gatami, Gennadiy Tishchenko 43 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:36,124 production director I. Guseynov 44 00:03:19,563 --> 00:03:20,926 Are you a vertebrate? 45 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,190 Of course! 46 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:25,898 -Then proceed to the next window, please. - Thank you. 47 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,511 Aha, yes. 48 00:03:39,421 --> 00:03:41,033 Are you mammalian? 49 00:03:43,096 --> 00:03:44,038 Naturally! 50 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:46,445 Well then, happy mammaling! 51 00:03:46,545 --> 00:03:49,352 In case of a Hmep, you will be provided a spare. 52 00:03:49,892 --> 00:03:50,965 Uhh, what? 53 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:55,175 In case of a Hmep, You will be provided a spare. Understood? 54 00:03:55,577 --> 00:03:56,888 Absolutely! 55 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,506 (Lover of Sepulki) 56 00:04:43,548 --> 00:04:45,713 (Our Sepulki are the best anywhere) 57 00:05:03,431 --> 00:05:04,476 (Kurdli - Our Pride) 58 00:05:04,588 --> 00:05:06,603 You are probably from far away? 59 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:07,457 Yes! 60 00:05:07,531 --> 00:05:10,165 Only here on Enteropia 61 00:05:10,555 --> 00:05:15,994 Believe me, a Kurdli hunt is absolutely unforgettable! 62 00:05:16,079 --> 00:05:18,935 It will cost only three hundred smackers. 63 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:21,301 But I'm interested in sepulki! 64 00:05:21,401 --> 00:05:24,577 So you'll have sepulki... but later. 65 00:05:45,874 --> 00:05:48,303 This is to make it tasty for the Kurdli. 66 00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:52,861 Remember, when the Kurdli swallows you 67 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:55,107 turn on the timer mechanism on the bomb. 68 00:05:55,858 --> 00:05:58,955 Please take this - use the little broom to brush off the spices. 69 00:05:59,036 --> 00:06:02,505 Then the paste will begin to work and the Kurdli will eject you. 70 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:05,601 And the Sepulki? You... aaaah 71 00:06:31,903 --> 00:06:32,926 What are you doing here? 72 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:34,870 I am studying the Kurdli. And you? 73 00:06:34,981 --> 00:06:36,084 Hunting. 74 00:06:36,164 --> 00:06:37,567 Hunting? 75 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:41,837 Don't you know that the Kurdli have been saving us from the Hmep for centuries? 76 00:06:41,937 --> 00:06:44,112 Hunting Kurdli is criminal! 77 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,655 I didn't know! 78 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:06,384 (Lovers of Sepulki) 79 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:12,139 What's all this? 80 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:15,105 It's a Hmep - meteor shower. 81 00:07:15,206 --> 00:07:17,361 Nothing to worry about! Just... 82 00:07:17,494 --> 00:07:19,690 Will you be buying a ticket? 83 00:07:22,566 --> 00:07:26,085 Settle down! The spare will show up soon. 84 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,381 (Sepulki Show) 85 00:08:05,432 --> 00:08:08,582 Sepulki, Sepulki! 86 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,433 What happened? 87 00:08:16,573 --> 00:08:20,532 Nothing out of the ordinary. You got whacked with a meteorite. 88 00:08:21,003 --> 00:08:24,402 What do you mean a meteorite? That means I'm a spare? 89 00:08:24,492 --> 00:08:26,507 Of course. What did you think? 90 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:36,041 (SEPULCARY) 91 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:43,100 I. Tichy 92 00:08:56,757 --> 00:08:59,114 (EPILOGUE) You can ask anywhere about Ijon Tichy! 93 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:01,991 Be it on the rings of Saturn, or any star 94 00:09:02,081 --> 00:09:04,336 And anyone will answer, once or even twice 95 00:09:04,656 --> 00:09:07,704 That all over the galaxy, they know of Ijon. 96 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:12,834 On earth there are such things 97 00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:15,440 That William Shakespeare wrote of long ago. 98 00:09:15,544 --> 00:09:18,088 But even the wisest man can't dream up 99 00:09:18,198 --> 00:09:20,698 what awaits us in the endless, starry world. 100 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:24,899 what awaits us in the endless, starry world. 101 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,233 The End 102 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,634 subs by barometer & Michael Kandel, ed. beastless, retimed by Niffiwan, 2024